My little brother, the hypocrite

by ajaeee:

He knocks on my door, says: “wake up!”
Two minutes later, comes back, knocks again. I say, “I’m awake!”
He says, “it doesn’t take an hour to come out of your room, it takes like ten seconds.”
This, coming from the kid who doesn’t emerge from his room til 2PM usually (after we wake him up at 12), is tres hypocritical. I am almost tempted to exit my room just to smack him upside the head.

But I’m lazy. Long live taking forever to leave the room!

Story of my life.